Aug. 2, 2011

Soul Mates--More Peep Show Spam

Jeremy::I'm in love, Mark. With amazing Elena. I Don't want to tempt fate, but I think everything's going to be totally great forever.
Mark::I'm pleased for you.
Jeremy::You don't understand, Mark. I've realized that everything's just a substitute for being in love. Reading, running in the Olympics, getting a job as a doctor...and I don't need those substitutes anymore. Elena is my one true soul mate.
Mark::It's remarkable, isn't it? That out of the 3 billion adult women in the world, your one true soul mate happens conveniently to live in the same block of flats as you, rather than, say, in a village in Mozambique.
Jeremy::Who knows how these things happen. There are powers at work beyond our understanding.
Mark::No there aren't.
Jeremy::What was it Shakespeare said?
Mark::He said a lot of things, Jeremy.
Jeremy::He basically said something about, how there are more things...there then...there are...actual things...that you can see with your eyes.
Mark::Is there?
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