9 Words Women Use
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1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the football before helping around the house.
3. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
4. A Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer quickly to No 9 for the meaning of nothing.)
5. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
6. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add a clause here - This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’, which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ - that will bring on No. 7).
7. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying, “F— YOU!”
8. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to No. 4.
9. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in “Fine”.
Just a few corrections here.
1. Fine: A word a woman uses when she has no more logical points to make and realizes her stubbornness alone will not get her what she wants.
3. Go Ahead: This is another example of a woman not saying what she means (see also: 1, 2, and 9) just so she can get mad about it later and say “you should have known I didn’t actually want to do it! I said ‘go ahead’ because I DIDN’T want you to do it. Don’t you see the logic!?”
6. Thanks: If a woman says ‘thanks a lot,’ absolutely be a smart ass and say ‘you’re welcome.’ This is justified by the fact that she’s only saying ‘thanks a lot’ to be a bitch.
7. Nothing: A word a woman uses when she is ignorant to the fact that men are not psychic and cannot in fact read her thoughts.
There. That’s better.
