January 2011
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Oh damn.
msjwilly:
Last night, while watching the bonus features for The Social Network, IT ALL CAME TOGETHER:Get ready to have your butt cheeks blown apart:
Pepsi Girl
And Jesse Eisenberg
Totally look exactly the same! Then I found out that THEY ARE BROTHER AND SISTER! WTF?
I KNOWWWW RIGHT?
This is neat with a capital NAAYY!
suburbanmike asked: Did you find the knife?
numnumsbylaura asked: you wer right about that whole putting gas in my tires thing. Man I'm one real dumb broad.
That's all Mr. West,
no more today.
Flight of the Chonchords
J: You don't even know anything about threesomes.
B: Have you ever had a threesome?
J: Nearly.
B: What do you mean, nearly?
J: I've had a twosome.
B: Wow. What was that like?
J: Great. I've done it several times, man.
B: Just one of you here... and then one.. Oh well then, I've had a twosome!
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Honesty
wipethatfaceoffyourhead:
“I think you gotta use honesty here. I mean, you know, it’s like the best policy. Like the other day there were five, well maybe there was like four, really hot foreign chicks —they were like Swedish, or Korean— in my shop, and they were like “Dave, we wanna have a five way with you.” And I just told ‘em, “honestly…ok.” Then I just gave it to ‘em. Hard....
This is a story about a cat and a shark
wipethatfaceoffyourhead:
So there’s this cat that goes by the name of Chester. One day he was milling around his owner’s studio apartment, rubbing his butt on the ground and whatnot. His owner, reaching the epitome of boredom, suddenly declares “Whiskers! Lets go to the beach!” “It’s Felix, dickcheese,” Chester replies. They were both wrong. Moments later they pile into REGINALD’S Astrovan, and...
I wish "shucks" was actually a curse word and not...
wipethatfaceoffyourhead:
sade:
Wouldn’t that be nice? Maybe it could just be “shuck”. It has so much potential. It’s a nice mix of “shit” and “fuck”.
UGH SHUCK!
DAD: Honey, why don’t you help your mother SHUCK the corn. DAUGHTER: Woah! You kiss grandma with that mouth?! DAD: ….your grandma died 3 days ago, you little cunt. Thanks for bringing it up. DAUGHTER: Oh you’re such a fuckin baby....
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pouyapunk:
LOST was amazing because it waited just the right amount of time to air after Gilligan’s Island.
strategy.
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FUCK MYSPACE!
Oops LOL! I accidentally left the caps lock on from the last post. Boys will be boys! (LOL).
So, I’m trying to read my old MySpace messages so I can just laugh and laugh. But if I click on one message and try to go back, it takes me back to the first page of messages no matter what page I was on.
I’m gettin up to page 60 and I’m like, “Oh shit, I remember when this girl...
Can I spend the night tonight?
AND EVERY NIGHT FOR TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT?!
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“I’m going to watch cartoons all day, and buy every cool toy from every...”
– One of the many promises I made as a kid, but never fulfilled as an adult
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Theivin, as long as I'm breathin
can’t knock the way a nigga eatin— Fuck you, even.
I’m down to drink tap water from my kitchen sink, but, fuck you if you think I’m gonna drink it from my bathroom sink.
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"At Any Given Time and Place"
will be a website in the future when you can find video footage of your parents/aunts/uncles/grandparents (depending on how far in the future this takes place) and judge them based on the decisions they made at any time in their lives. Wouldn’t that be great/(suck for us?)
When your mom makes your favorite meal.
killerbootsman:
dopernose:
The GIF is what makes this a quality post.
cutest
I can’t live without this gif now.
