January 2010
84 posts
“We made boner sex all day!”
– Marshall, Dorm Life.
“Your final essay for AmSt 395 was one of the best in the class and it deserves a...”
– My last AmSt professor must take as many drugs as I do.
Essay in question.
(via lieslieslies)
“Can I suck my own dick for a second?”
—Alan, before reading this email to me.
8 Things That Suck About the iPad →
shinyredballoon:
allezla:
rocketjumper:
I’m just going to go around that whole bandwagon and jump straight into grumpy bear mode.
Well, there goes my early adoption.
Not buying.
No Multitasking This is a backbreaker. If this is supposed to be a replacement for netbooks, how can it possibly not have multitasking? Are you saying I can’t listen to Pandora while writing a document? I can’t...
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Baby like the way I wake her up.
‘Cause I’m a gangster, I grab her by the butt.
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My homeboys tried to warn me
but the butt you got makes me so horny.
Women please read: Why I didn't buy you a drink. →
shinyredballoon:
Okay I kind of enjoyed this cheesy feel-good-reality-check-fest..
Think it’s true?
snogintheloo:downhillup:cakeisbetter:lacienegajustsmiled:
God damn skippy.
I just filled up my 32GB iPod
sade:
I knew this day would come. Goodbye, 90’s pop music.
Goodbye, extensive clown porn collection.
Flight Of The Conchords - Too Many Dicks (On The...
“If I was interested in entertaining a bunch of retards, I’d go down to Wal-Mart...”
– Jesus (to a heckler who told him that his water into wine trick was only okay.) (via tomoatmeal)
Watchcomedycentral:
This is wonderful.
Norm MacDonald Belatedly Congratulates Conan O’Brien On Getting The Tonight Show - Late Night - Videogum
One of my friends is friends with a girl on...
sade:
and I just want to message this stranger to make sure she appreciates her name.
I was thinking something like, “HEY YOU DON’T KNOW ME BUT FUCK INTRODUCTIONS DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE RESPONSIBILITY THAT COMES WITH YOUR KICK ASS NAME? DO YOU? LIZ LEMON/LENNON YOU BETTER BE HILARIOUSLY SELF-DEPRECATING OR FUCK YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE WASTING AN AWESOME NAME”
Something like that maybe.
This.
Kanye West - All Falls Down
That’s why...
Ladies, did you know?
lieslieslies:
Sometimes men get erections for no reason! Even in public places! For no reason!
This is one of those times.
Oh, The Ladies Know.
Get filthy.
I just changed my language setting on Facebook to...
in an attempt to move one step closer to actually learning the language so I can finally sweet talk the ladies.
http://wipethatfaceoffyourhead.tumblr.com/ask
Here.
Fuck you
Universe Sandbox for only being available for Windows. What is this shit? I didn’t realize it was still 1997. I need to destroy planets and whatnot. It’s my destiny! Fix your shit!
