January 2010
84 posts
Oh ok, so you do something every time
and suddenly you’ve got a reputation.
Jan 1st
December 2009
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WatchWatch
5 Second Films dot com - It’s a vegan! It’s a musician! (It’s Hipster Superman)
Dec 31st
God damnit, body
How am I supposed to cure my hangover with delicious food and beverage if you keep rejecting it? Why is that your solution? You’re not making things any better. You are, in fact, doing the opposite. I hate you.
Dec 31st
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Happy New Years Eve to me
Just bought the new barbacoa beef $5 footlong from Subway (so good), ate half of it, then puked it up. That’s what I get for drinking so much on New Years Eve Eve. God I hope I feel better by tonight. At least I still have half of that sandwich left.
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
She's got scarlet begonias and a touch of the...
Dec 29th
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Selecting a movie
to watch while stoned is difficult. Like, do I want to watch The Darjeeling Limited and be like “wow, this is so cool. what a kickass shot”? Or do I want to watch Grandma’s Boy and be like “HAHAHEHEHEHLOLOMGLMFAO!”? OR do I want to watch Monsters Vs. Aliens because I haven’t seen it and it’s been sitting on my shelf in it’s original packaging...
Dec 28th
I have needs, woman. Ready thyself. On this night, we fornicate.
Dec 27th
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Picking up pot cookies from my grandma's.
brb.
Dec 27th
Dec 26th
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“well good job. fuckin jerk off about it!”
– Anonymous (me)
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I love my wife
We have a love-hate relationship: I love to beat her. She hates the beatings. -Paper Hearts
Dec 22nd
ListenJohnny Foriegner -  Palace Fires Off their new 3...
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Dec 21st
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“Seriously. Jesus started the whole “wait three days” thing. He waited THREE days...”
– Barney Stinson - How I Met Your Mother [4.21] (via howimetyourmothersource) (via fuckyeahslightlyamusing) (via tommoylan)
Dec 20th
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“don’t ‘yeah yeah’ me boy.”
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People studying next to me...
Guy: Who sailed the ocean blue? Girl: …. ….I don’t know. Guy: Christopher Columbus. Girl: Oh. I’ve never heard that! Guy: You know, 1792, Columbus sailed the ocean blue…
Dec 18th
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Listenproperslick: areonchando: Windows In Da...
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Dec 14th
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I’m sittin’ here studying entertainment law like a sucker while my roommate’s bangin’ a married chick on his futon. What gives?
Dec 14th
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Stupid Law Textbook
Acquiesced? Don’t say ‘acquiesced’ to me. Fuckin’ idiot.
Dec 14th
Dec 14th
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One more thing about Facebook
I hate my inability to delete people from my friends list that I don’t actually give a shit about for fear of them messaging me in a couple weeks and bein’ like “Hey I saw you on my ‘people you may know’ tool, and I was like ‘weren’t we already friends?’ What’s up with that?”
Dec 14th
sade: Gahhhhhh your boobs are only big because you’re fat, put them away girl COME ON. Such a pet peeve. When fat girls are so into the fact that they have big boobs. It’s like, “Yeah, we get it. They’re big. But they’re not big in proportion to the rest of your body.” So get over it.
Dec 14th
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God damnit, Facebook.
Sometimes you just piss me off. You’re always like: “Some idiot posted some shit he thought was funny on your page” or “This bitch was tagged in some stupid fucking album about caring about shit.” or “Dickbreath so-and-so is a fan of cheesy-doodles” Like, why would I give a fuck, FB? Why? It’a been a long day
Dec 14th
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