Just Sayin Gurl (#340)
If you ever completed and then posted your results from a ”What Twilight character are you?” quiz, anywhere on the internet… I’m not going to date you. GET REAL LADIES!
Preachin’.
Victim in Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck
This is seriously fantastic
Christmas/Holiday card exchange
sade:
Alright, a lot of you showed interest in exchanging cards this year. I’m posting this a bit early because I’m going to Barbados next week for 13 days and I’m going to be pretty busy until then/usually send cards out at the beginning of the month, so I’ll just get it out of the way now. Also, the reason I’m calling it a Christmas slash Holiday card exchange is because my dad’s Jewish and my mom’s family is Catholic, so I celebrate Hanukkah & Christmas every year. So I’m used to doing both and have a bunch of Hanukkah/non-denominational cards if you’d prefer. Just when you email me your address, specify which type of card you’d like.
Rules:
- If you want a card, you have to send me a card. It’s called an exchange for a reason.
- No stalking me, you guys.
- I’m capping it at 30 people, just because I’m po’. So once the first 30 people send me their addresses I’ll delete this post.
OK! Let’s do this. My email: allthiscanbeyours@gmail.com
Send me: your name, your address, Christmas or Hanukkah or “Holiday” card?
This is what’s known as Christmukkah.
Online television streaming has changed the way I poop.
This part of the Action & Adventure Movie Disc is important because the BMX rapper tells Steven Seagull that he has a DVD disc with corruption on it. Steven Seagull is like, “This corruption is important BMX, because it means we will win the big lawyer case.” And then Steven Seagull is smiling and BMX is like “Why are you smiling Steven Seagull?” And Steven Seagull is like, “I’m smiling about earlier when I punched that man off of the helicopter ladder and that pipe went through him.” Then BMX is like “remind me to rap about this whole experience later.”
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E M P T Y L A, a photobook of Los Angeles, while empty
(via bb)
if only.
Gorgeous.
I love it’s impossibility.
Ladies, you may have to change your panties.
Don’t worry, babe. I’ll be inside you soon.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
The Man With The Secrets
OK, listen to me you guys, I don’t ask you fuckers for much at all. But I straight up IMPLORE you to listen to this song all the way through.
Check it: My friend Alex helped his cousin with an audio project. Alex improvised this song, straight off the top of his head, with a KILLER rap at the end, and then just from that vocal track Derek built a song around it. It’s mimicking a pretty cliche style but the auto-tune gleam-dance fits more than anything else. I can not stop listening to this.
Tell me your secrets girl, I’ll be your secret-keeper.
Tell me your secrets girl, I’ll put ‘em in a private Trapper Keeper.
Tell me your secrets girl, I’ve got a secret for you, too.
Tell me your secrets girl, and I will put my dick in you.It gets funnier and funnier as the song progresses. Let it play, lean back, and enjoy.
(Faci, if you need this down just holler at your boy)
Genius for realsies.
