If she says we partied (ellipses)
then I’m pretty sure we partied.
I really don’t remember.
I remember we departed from our bodies.
fucking using “you’re” as an intellectual version of “your”. same shitheads who use “whom” instead of “who,” “it’s” instead of “its,” and never end their sentences in prepositions.
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fucking pretentious faggots.
…wait what
hahahah what????
What an idiot. Its It’s called the english language.
Hello. Charlie Kelly here. Local business owner. And CAT ENTHUSIAST! Is your cat making too much noise all the time!?
Informercial style exaggeration of the sound a cat’s paws make as it walks across the table.
Is your cat constantly stomping around…drivin you CRAZY! Is your cat clawing at your furnitures?! Think there’s no answer? YOU’RE SOO STUPID! There is! Kitten Mittens. Finally, there’s an elegant comfortable mitten…for cats!
Cat walks across table with kitten mittens on, paws sliding all over the place and falls off the edge.
I couldn’t hear anything! Is your cat one-legged? Is your cat fat, skinny or an inbetween? That doesn’t matter! One SIZE fits all. Kitten Mittens: You’ll be smitten! Come on down to Paddy’s Pub. We’re the HOOOOME of the original Kitten Mittens! Meeeeeooowww!
(via tumblrisforfaggots)
is it bad that i laughed?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
nothing is sacred!
thousands of people dying - yeah SO fucking hilarious - you fucking prick - not ewe nuzzy, whichever fuckface posted this
LMAO YEAH IT WAS ME. AND LOL, YOU LIKE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE…. THAT’S ALSO FUNNY. LRN 2 NOT BE A STUCK UP BITCH. THANKS.
I like most of your posts, and you’re actually pretty attractive, but that was the gayest fucking rebuttal in the world.
I respect the rebuttal. Obviously if you listen to MCR, your opinion on all other subjects is void.
Or this?
This?
ALL OF YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUMES SUCKED, TAKE A LESSON KIDDIES!!
WOW
Alright. Lets go get some men!
GPOYW: Chin-face-punch-slowly-healing/about to get legally intoxicated (.08%+) edish.
Raise your hand if you have big plans for the evening.
Psh, thanks for the invite. I could’ve totally gotten laid at that party.
